Blog #1

Dear Miss Wendy,

What is the sexiest Manhattan neighborhood?

Sincerely,

Just Wondering

Dear Wonder,

The one you live in when you’re young.

Dear Miss Wendy,

I recently took a shopping trip to New York, where I had a moderately disturbing incident in the Bergdorf’s shoe department. I was trying on gorgeous French purple cowboy boots when this gentleman left his wife/girlfriend’s side and sat beside me. He then started talking to me about how great they looked on me and how I should buy them. He seemed excited. Is Bergdorf’s reduced to hiring “strange” men to encourage women to buy their shoes, or was that man cruelly deserting his girlfriend/wife in the attempt to pick up another woman?

Sincerely,

Long Tall Stranger

Dear Stranger,

This is New York. That strange man attempted to pick you up for himself and his girlfriend/wife. And those boots would have been just the beginning of their fetish. And I am sure that if Bergdorf’s had known about this situation, they would set their cologne spritzers on them and run those nasty “footies” out the door.